Eva Haßmann
Nude

Beautiful German blonde stun-gun Eva Haßmann has a gorgeous face, a tight body, and an elegant eszett (the fancy looking B) in the middle of her name. Born in Herford, Germany, in her youth she studied tap and ballet–all the better to tone her body for a career of brief nudity as an actress, while also starring in theater productions. But her career really got going once she moved to Berlin and found all sorts of work in movies and TV shows. Eva got her start by playing Nana on a pair of episodes of the German comedy Ein Bayer auf Rugen, but first started showing her pair in the serial killer drama Der Tourist (1996). She attempts a half-hearted handbra only to walk by a mirror and give us the goods in the kind of view worth travelling for. After the tourist gave us a sore wrist, we’re happy to report she flashed her rack again in an episode of Tatort, and we got to watch her go for a bra and panties swim in Honolulu (2001). Eva then decided to go to school, studying directing in California before showing her boobs again in the hired femme fatale film noir Ein Engel und Paul (2005). She was Babs in Immer Wirbel um Marie (2008), and played a journalist in Fiddlesticks (2014), which didn’t give us any scenes we could fiddle our dicks to. Most recently Eva directed and starred in Willie and Me (2020), a movie about a German girl that moves to LA, just like she did in the early 2000’s. Good thing she found a passion to pursue instead of opting to be some LA dude’s trophy wife. With a body like that, Eva Haßmann could have any man that she wants!